About Us
How We Began
One day a bunch of bad-asses got together and started a company. This company became very successful. Tons of money was made. A couple guys at the company did some slimey shit and were fired. Thus the remaining soldiers and backbones of the said company decided to scream SUCK OUR DICK every time a new deal closed, simply because those slimey-sellout-fucks can SUCK OUR DICK.
What We Do
Close deals, make money, kick ass and tell everyone to SUCK OUR (collective) DICK!
Close the deal
SUCK OUR DICK.. we know you want to